F&%k you.
That sharp pain you feel in your back between your shoulder blades is our knife. Don’t pretend you didn’t know we were going to do this. We never had any intention of repealing Obamacare.
Sincerely,
Your friends in the Republican Congress.
Dear Democrats,
The only thing wrong with Obamacare is that We didn’t do it first. You guys screwed it all up. Now watch us do it right. We KNOW you won’t hold this against us in the next election and we might need a few of your guys in safe districts to help us pass this.
Sincerely,
Your friends in the Republican Congress.