Category Archives: Health

TMI: Red Bumps

I haz the AIDS.  Or herpes.  Or Mold.  Or Bore worms. Or Something.  No one seems to know. It is 10-15 small red spots on each side of my torso.  They come and go on a weekly basis.  They don’t … Continue reading

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TMI: Dental exam.

Once again, the dentist said I have evidence of grinding and he recommended I buy and use a mouth guard.   I ignored him from the last ten times he or his predecessor dentists said this. But this time I asked … Continue reading

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TMI: Eye Exam

I just had an eye exam.  I learned something new.  They tested me for depth perception for the first time ever and discovered I have very little. …. O.M.G. …. Suddenly, 50 years of failure makes sense to me.  I … Continue reading

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TMI: body fluids

Following up on the previous post.  Just checked my cholesterol. According to the chart, total C is 232.  That’s the same as it was 30 years ago.  So, I have nothing to worry about on this score.  I know that … Continue reading

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I don’t believe in it.  But other people do and they must be coddled. I have a physical coming up.  Normally I wouldn’t care, but this time it is important to me personally to have “good” scores on the cholesterol … Continue reading

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Dear Voters

F&%k you. That sharp pain you feel in your back between your shoulder blades is our knife.  Don’t pretend you didn’t know we were going to do this.  We never had any intention of repealing Obamacare. Sincerely, Your friends in … Continue reading

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Repeal and Replace: Republicare

The fight is going on now about what comes next.  Once again, the leftists in the Democratic party have moved the goal posts.  Freedom is dead.  Personal responsibility is dead.  The Free market is dead.  Long live socialism.  At this … Continue reading

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