Not in Hell

… but it’s hot enough to be.  Seriously.  It’s HOT.  Fry an egg on the sidewalk?  Pleease. I can fry a whole turkey.  It’s convection oven hot outside.  

At least there is ice cream.

Leeeaaving…

…. on a jet plane….  

C’mon.  You know the words.  Sing along. 

Dumb ideas: electricity

I saw this at the Indianapolis airport.

A device that let’s you recharge your devices by pedaling.  Look!!  Three charing stations. No waiting.

Why didn’t this catch on???  Maybe because there are already plenty of these:

More tax dollars well-spent.

40 out of 40 at 25 yards.  

Doing that thing

That thing I hinted at before.  I’m doing it.  Minds out of the gutter people.  I’m traveling and being useful.  

Best part:  I get to shoot with free ammo. (Other people buy it)

Worst part:  I have to witness the decay of a once great institution close up.  This makes me sad.

Did I mention free ammo?

$th of July Rant

I was in DC yesterday.  The tourists were gathering for the big taxpayer funded celebration and fireworks.  But what I really noticed is the crowds of leaches, ticks and other assorted parasites.  The sidewalks were half taken over by vendors selling T-shirts, American flags and bottled water and soda.  All the vendors were black.  These same people who without doubt voted 98% for Barack Obama in two elections and 90% for Hillary.  These same people who overwhelmingly support Black Lives Matter and their message of “America Sucks”.  Suddenly now they are all good patriots.

Sure…  NOW you love America.

Explanations and excuses

It seems I am not as useless as I expected.  I have been asked to perform my duties in the old way.  Those of you who know my past will understand.  Otherwise you will be intrigued by the mystery.  As it is, blogging will be slow and not in any way about work.