The End is near

I may be dead tomorrow.

If I suddenly stop blogging, that’s why. I think it’s a pretty good reason, all things considered.

I have been scheduled to get the COVID vaccination. We will see how that goes.

Why am I getting it? There are certain financial incentives. Required for work. I’m on the “me first” list, near the top. Not because I am important. more likely because the higher ups want to see if it’s safe by testing it on someone (or a few hundred someones) who are “not them”.

Odd thing about this particular vaccination. This is the only Vaccination I have every seen or heard of where they announce ahead of time that taking pictures or video of your experience is strictly forbidden. I can’t imagine why an untested “vaccine” that was rushed to market and is still not officially approved for use in humans would not want their users to film their experiences.

I’ll spend the rest of the day putting my emergency plan into effect.

  • Update emergency contact card and wear it on a chain around my neck instead of hidden in my wallet between the Panera and COSTCO member cards.
  • Put my will next to the front door where it can be found instead of buried in a pile of useless old bills and telephone records in the basement.
  • Let heirs know they should keep in touch on a daily basis for the next few weeks, that is, if they expect to get a share of the loot.

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9 Responses to The End is near

  1. Ame says:

    Well, there are things worse than death. May you experience neither. May God protect you.

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  2. Heresolong says:

    Purchase a small video camera disguised as a pen to put in your shirt pocket, so when the doctor says “oh shit” you’ll have on camera whatever incompetent, brain dead thing the alleged “professionals” did to you.

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  3. Heresolong says:

    Seven years is the official number. We’re only two days in. If we don’t get a post in another 2,554 days we’ll officially declare that he didn’t make it.

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  4. No One says:

    Ok. I’m still here.
    Not the worst vaccination I ever had. Anthrax was worse. Injection site is swelling and painful.

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  5. Heresolong says:

    Two stage or just one?

    I remember jumping out of my top rack at boot camp the day after penicillin in the butt cheek and collapsing on the floor because my leg wouldn’t hold my weight. Along with 39 other top rack guys. That was fun.

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