You think I haven’t noticed?

1. We have known for DECADES that you track our individual internet and viewing habits to “personalize our experience” and target advertising to maximize your own revenues and the value of advertizing.

2. So why the everloving f%&k!! Does Netflix insist on recommending movies that aren’t even in ENGLISH to me? It would be trivial for them to add a “button” that says “only show me movies in AN F-ING LANGUAGE I UNDERSTAND”. I asked them to do this years ago. They declined. They want to ensure I dont totally ignore their low budget content.

3. Why in the name of all that’s holy, does Amazon show me non-stop commercials featuring BLACK people and mixed race couples, when I can’t possibly relate to them?

4. Why does Hulu produce and then push a totally stupid series about a vulgar fat woman, when they KNOW WITH CERTAINTY, I will never ever be tempted to watch it, even after I have been locked in my home for 6 months and have exhausted all other options?

Have they lost their freaking minds?

And while I’m at it. You think I havent noticed that Every Movie and television series has actors and actresses who have pierced ears, but no ear jewelry. What!! You are saving a whole $5 in makeup by not filling those holes?

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5 Responses to You think I haven’t noticed?

  1. Heresolong says:

    “So why the everloving f%&k!! Does Netflix insist on recommending movies that aren’t even in ENGLISH to me?”

    I wouldn’t mind so much, since I don’t mind occasionally watching a good foreign film with subtitltes, but for the Love of God could you just mention it somewhere in the description so that I don’t find out AFTER I start watching the movie, when really I just wanted some background entertainment?


    • No One says:

      Exactly. This is an easy thing to do, but they refuse to do it. And because you watched one minute of it, it’s now part of your profile and netflix shows you more like that one.


  2. Heresolong says:

    Umm, you know that sometimes people who have pierced ears just don’t wear jewelry? It’s not actually mandatory.


    • No One says:

      I’m not talking about real people. I’m talking about people in movies where the character does not live in modern ear piercing Hollywood. Either distant future or past. The jewelry is removed intentionally, but the hole is allowed to stay. And thanks to hi def, we can all see it


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