Russian Sub Kerfuffle

This story tells us that a Russian Sub caught fire and is speculated to have the designed purpose to cut the internet.

 

OH PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE.

 

Let’s face it.  The rest of the world is a drain on the American internet.  I would PAY the Russians to cut us off from Europe, Africa, and Asia.  What would we do without Nigerian email scams, Russian hackers, offshore robo-dialing, and Indian call centers?  How would life change for us?  I really see no down side to this.