Tarantino Star Trek

Part-time psychopath Quinton Tarantino has been selected to direct the next Star Trek movie. Well. Stick a fork in that franchise.

It’s like Hollywood is telling all Star Trek fans, Screw you, we hate your guts. Just STFU and give us your money.

No doubt the movie will make money on the strength of its name alone, but a lot of fans will avoid it. Expect the movie that follows it to be yet another alternate history reset.


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3 Responses to Tarantino Star Trek

  1. Heresolong says:

    So instead of just dying, the random crew-member who is chosen to go to the surface with Kirk (internal dialogue 100% of the time “please, let it not be me”) and die will die horribly in a bath of blood? Isn’t that Tarantino’s claim to fame? Lots of graphic, bloody violence?


    • No One says:

      He will probably CGI checkov into it so he can die by slow dismemberment. Since the actor is already dead, it’s safe to kill him gruesomely.


  2. GomeznSA says:

    I’m currently watching a rerun of ‘The Ultimate Computer’ – the M5 unit would probably do a better job of ‘directing’ than tarantino…………………..


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