We have all had those moments. The mean girls at school say something witting and insulting and you just stand there staring, then 20 minutes later you think of the perfect response. The armchair quarterbacks and living room generals are all mocking Trump for not punching Hillary in the vagina and claiming he his “holding back for just the right moment”.
Here are my free zingers for Trump:
- Hillary: Trump hasn’t paid his taxes.
- Trump: What? $3.6 Trillion a year isn’t enough for you to waste and give to your cronies?
- Hillary: You are a Birther!!
- Trump: It’s true. I deeply regret believing you when you started the Birther controversy. I should have known that you were never trustworthy. It won’t happen again.
Write your own in the comments.